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thenatsdorf

Giving mom a kiss before bedtime.

thelastofthedilettantes

Four cubs? She has FOUR healthy, happy cubs??? I’m 🥺😭❤

madlori

<zoo docent hat> So four is a pretty normal number of babies for a tiger! Typically they have 2-4 in a litter. Our tiger moms at the zoo have had two, three, and four cubs at various times. This is also the typical number of cubs for lions.

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Eyeglasses ahoy

A bunch of you asked about my glasses in my previous post. I have like ten pairs of glasses to Suit My Mood. Here’s a selection (basically just the ones I happen to have pics of at the mo): 

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Clockwise from upper left:

1. DL Eyewear, the Rose in vintage cream (yes this is Dan Levy’s line of eyeglasses, I have two of them, that number will surely increase because they’re awesome)

2. Rainbow transitions from Zenni

3. Yves St.-Laurent frames, from my optician

4. Red half-frames from Zenni

5. DL Eyewear, the Walker in blue stardust (you order the frames, they come with plain lenses and you can have prescprition lenses put in at your optician, or Lens Direct will do it pretty cheap)

6. Zenni. These are the newest and perhaps boldest ones, they’re a pretty severe cat-eye in blue/gray. Wore them to Target and two random people complimented me on them.

I’m also lucky in that I have progressive lenses, but my progression is so mild that I can still wear distance-only without any difficulty.

I’ll post more frames when I can take some pics and I don’t look like hot garbage (as I do at the mo, having just gotten up).

tzikeh

Anonymous asked:

hey i saw your float tank post going around and i know your write up is old but how do things go for plus size people? I'm six feet tall and 300 pounds-- i doubt i could float in even the saltiest 10" of water and i even more strongly doubt my limbs wouldn't hit the walls.

tzikeh answered:

So this isn’t something I can answer because it depends on the size of the tanks at the floatation center. Contact the center where you are hoping to float – some tanks are large enough for someone of your size, but some aren’t. Ask what the refund policy is if you are unable to float (i.e. your butt is on the floor of the tank, not floating) and exit the tank after x minutes into the session.

I hope it works out for you!

jmtorres

i mean,,,,,, idk about tank size re hitting the walls, but fat is lighter than water, overweight people like ourselves float better than smaller people? *muscle* is heavy, *muscular* people are more likely to sink even/especially if they are thin.

tzikeh

Unfortunately because the water is so shallow, heavier people with large rears can sometimes find that, while they float, there isn't enough depth to the water to avoid "sitting" on the bottom of the tank.

madlori

I have done a float, I’m 5′7″ and about 260 lbs and it was fine. I floated no problem and did not bump the tanks. But again, not all tanks are the same. I will say that the water wasn’t super deep. Maybe two feet? Three?

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romancemedia

Goliath and Elisa wish to always protect each other (2x07)

madlori

okay fam if you never watched Gargoyles this lil snippet might tip you over the edge. Aside from the show being awesome and complex and having eight zillion subplots and narratives so tight they to ploink when you pluck them, you’ve got These Two Idiots loving each other from like Minute One and Goliath’s sexy-ass voice. Just saying.

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alexisrosemullens

SCHITT’S CREEK APPRECIATION WEEK

↪ Day 4: Favorite Dynamic

madlori

For those of you who don’t watch the show - or those who do, even - Imma wax rhapsodic about this relationship for a sec. Okay, a few secs.

If your familiarity with Schitt’s Creek is via Tumblr gifsets, you’re probably used to seeing David Rose paired with Patrick Brewer, the clean-cut-looking dude who he ends up marrying at the end of the series. But THIS is arguably David’s most important relationship in the show. Certainly the longest (apart from his family), as it begins in Episode One (Patrick doesn’t come in to the show until season 3).

The woman in this gifset is Stevie Budd, who works at/owns the infamous motel that the Rose family ends up living in. She is snarky and dark and trapped in this small town and David is the first interesting person she’s met. They become sorta-friends partners-in-crime fairly quickly. Midway through the first season, fueled by weed and beer, they hook up, and start sleeping together (fyi: David Rose is not gay, he’s pan). It goes sideways pretty fast, probably because they were both having Feelings they weren’t prepared to handle. 

At the end of the first season David think he’s returning to New York for awhile. He invites Stevie to come with him. She is thrilled, but he soon reveals that he means as a roommate. She tells him that she has feelings for him and being his roommate isn’t going to work for her, and refuses his offer.

In season two they toy with the idea of getting back together (that’s the second gif, sitting at the bar, after an experimental kiss). I think it’s clear that she’s up for it but when he puts on the brakes she goes along with it, which is really the only choice.

Then…the show did something interesting. 

It lets these two characters be friends. Like, real friends, not “oh I’m still friendly with my ex” friends. Like, BEST friends. And when Patrick comes on the scene, she enjoys needling David about him (the gif of them in bed together is ironically NOT from their sleeping-together period but from a non-sexy sleepover during which she’s telling David that Patrick likes him). And then she and PATRICK become buddies too, collaborating in the neverending quest to troll David. She and David even get to that point where they’re jokey-horrified that they used to fuck.

By the end of the show, Stevie is inarguably an honorary Rose. She’s developed a strong surrogate-dad relationship with David’s father Johnny and gone into business with him. She’s David’s maid of honour. That gif of them on the hood of the car is from the second to last episode, when there was a possibility of David and Patrick moving to New York, and Stevie is telling him to look at the life he’s built in the town, how much he’s accomplished and grown, and asks him not to leave her there alone. It’s maybe the most-cried-over scene in the show.

Anyway, David and Patrick are unquestionably the OTP of this show but I love and adore David and Stevie.

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