saathi1013:

sourcedumal:

jacquelineofalltrades:

How do I possibly like this more, it seems impossible.

Image of a tweet from Aeryn Walker that reads:
“Friendzoning” is bullshit because “Girls are not machines that you put Kindness Coins into until sex falls out.”
YES!

HOLY SHIT.  MOST SUCCINCT SUMMARY EVER.

OMG IT IS NICE-GUY SYNDROME IN 140 CHARACTERS.  Epic winning.

saathi1013:

sourcedumal:

jacquelineofalltrades:

How do I possibly like this more, it seems impossible.

Image of a tweet from Aeryn Walker that reads:

“Friendzoning” is bullshit because “Girls are not machines that you put Kindness Coins into until sex falls out.”

YES!

HOLY SHIT.  MOST SUCCINCT SUMMARY EVER.

OMG IT IS NICE-GUY SYNDROME IN 140 CHARACTERS.  Epic winning.

(Source: ajacquelineofalltrades)

6 April 2012 ·

Rorshach the Barista: winning at life.

Rorshach the Barista: winning at life.

(Source: daftdanielle, via goldfish945)

26 March 2012 ·

emmagrant01:

SO MUCH LOVE.

I do not watch this man’s show. I might have to start.

emmagrant01:

SO MUCH LOVE.

I do not watch this man’s show. I might have to start.

(Source: maremmaiala)

17 February 2012 ·

(via you-got-loki-d)

9 February 2012 ·

subterraneanbunnypig:

soiscrewedmycompanions:

GEORGE.  LET ME HUG YOU!!!

Fabulous Human Award

How did we go for so long without knowing that George Takei is a national treasure?  HOW???

subterraneanbunnypig:

soiscrewedmycompanions:

GEORGE.  LET ME HUG YOU!!!

Fabulous Human Award

How did we go for so long without knowing that George Takei is a national treasure?  HOW???

(Source: kileyrae, via lifeofkj)

8 February 2012 ·

Letters of Note: To My Old Master

[Poster’s note: I am c&ping the text of the post for your convenience; the link above will take you to the article at the source.  Nothing outside these brackets is my own content.]

In August of 1865, a Colonel P.H. Anderson of Big Spring, Tennessee, wrote to his former slave, Jourdan Anderson, and requested that he come back to work on his farm. Jourdan — who, since being emancipated, had moved to Ohio, found paid work, and was now supporting his family — responded spectacularly by way of the letter seen below (a letter which, according tonewspapers at the time, he dictated).

Rather than quote the numerous highlights in this letter, I’ll simply leave you to enjoy it. Do make sure you read to the end.

(Source: The Freedmen’s Book)

Dayton, Ohio, 

August 7, 1865

To My Old Master, Colonel P.H. Anderson, Big Spring, Tennessee

Sir: I got your letter, and was glad to find that you had not forgotten Jourdon, and that you wanted me to come back and live with you again, promising to do better for me than anybody else can. I have often felt uneasy about you. I thought the Yankees would have hung you long before this, for harboring Rebs they found at your house. I suppose they never heard about your going to Colonel Martin’s to kill the Union soldier that was left by his company in their stable. Although you shot at me twice before I left you, I did not want to hear of your being hurt, and am glad you are still living. It would do me good to go back to the dear old home again, and see Miss Mary and Miss Martha and Allen, Esther, Green, and Lee. Give my love to them all, and tell them I hope we will meet in the better world, if not in this. I would have gone back to see you all when I was working in the Nashville Hospital, but one of the neighbors told me that Henry intended to shoot me if he ever got a chance.

I want to know particularly what the good chance is you propose to give me. I am doing tolerably well here. I get twenty-five dollars a month, with victuals and clothing; have a comfortable home for Mandy,—the folks call her Mrs. Anderson,—and the children—Milly, Jane, and Grundy—go to school and are learning well. The teacher says Grundy has a head for a preacher. They go to Sunday school, and Mandy and me attend church regularly. We are kindly treated. Sometimes we overhear others saying, “Them colored people were slaves” down in Tennessee. The children feel hurt when they hear such remarks; but I tell them it was no disgrace in Tennessee to belong to Colonel Anderson. Many darkeys would have been proud, as I used to be, to call you master. Now if you will write and say what wages you will give me, I will be better able to decide whether it would be to my advantage to move back again.

As to my freedom, which you say I can have, there is nothing to be gained on that score, as I got my free papers in 1864 from the Provost-Marshal-General of the Department of Nashville. Mandy says she would be afraid to go back without some proof that you were disposed to treat us justly and kindly; and we have concluded to test your sincerity by asking you to send us our wages for the time we served you. This will make us forget and forgive old scores, and rely on your justice and friendship in the future. I served you faithfully for thirty-two years, and Mandy twenty years. At twenty-five dollars a month for me, and two dollars a week for Mandy, our earnings would amount to eleven thousand six hundred and eighty dollars. Add to this the interest for the time our wages have been kept back, and deduct what you paid for our clothing, and three doctor’s visits to me, and pulling a tooth for Mandy, and the balance will show what we are in justice entitled to. Please send the money by Adams’s Express, in care of V. Winters, Esq., Dayton, Ohio. If you fail to pay us for faithful labors in the past, we can have little faith in your promises in the future. We trust the good Maker has opened your eyes to the wrongs which you and your fathers have done to me and my fathers, in making us toil for you for generations without recompense. Here I draw my wages every Saturday night; but in Tennessee there was never any pay-day for the negroes any more than for the horses and cows. Surely there will be a day of reckoning for those who defraud the laborer of his hire.

In answering this letter, please state if there would be any safety for my Milly and Jane, who are now grown up, and both good-looking girls. You know how it was with poor Matilda and Catherine. I would rather stay here and starve—and die, if it come to that—than have my girls brought to shame by the violence and wickedness of their young masters. You will also please state if there has been any schools opened for the colored children in your neighborhood. The great desire of my life now is to give my children an education, and have them form virtuous habits.

Say howdy to George Carter, and thank him for taking the pistol from you when you were shooting at me.

From your old servant,

Jourdon Anderson.

31 January 2012 ·

Just popping in to say

IN ONE WEEK TZIKEH WILL BE ARRIVING HERE TO VISIT MEEEEEE AND SHE WILL BE HERE FOR THE WEEKEND AND EVERYTHING WILL BE FANGIRLING AND FANFIC AND NOTHING WILL HURRRRRRRT.

5 January 2012 ·

nicepandas:

tyleroakley:

I SAW WHERE COOKIES WEREN’T
AND SAID
NO
THIS WILL NOT DO

THIS WILL NOT DO

I MADE MY OWN FOOD WITH SCIENCE.

nicepandas:

tyleroakley:

I SAW WHERE COOKIES WEREN’T

AND SAID

NO

THIS WILL NOT DO

THIS WILL NOT DO

I MADE MY OWN FOOD WITH SCIENCE.

(via lolathimble)

2 December 2011 ·

A Rant on the Understandability of Women

[I’ve followed this man’s blog on LJ for years and I love him, especially for stuff like this]

There are certain writings that are, at their core, all pretty much the same.  Teenaged love poetry.  Rants about work.  And, of course, the ever-popular “Women are a mystery” lament.

Here’s the latest one I stumbled across last week in a post on relationships:

“ATTENTION. any man who thinks he understands a woman is out of his mind. we have to accept them as they are in all their glory, misery, etc.”

Every time I see this, I want to yank the balls off of the poster and throw them in a river of estrogen.

Look.  I am a dude.  (Seriously.  Look between the cleft in my legs for my credentials.)  I have dated women, some say too many women, over the years.  And this is the wisdom I bring you from afar:

Women are – and this may astound you – humans.

They are not aliens sent here from another force, they are not goddesses who stepped down from heaven, they are not some mirror-universe biological force of evil sent to dazzle men’s minds.  When I talk to women, I find they are largely driven by the same psychological impulses that drive us all.

Now.  They have different concerns, and if you are such a narrow-minded moron that you cannot see that “Does not like football” is not equivalent to “Mysterious ethereal being,” then maybe you need to work on your skills.  Perhaps because men have been treating women as a distinct race all these years, their needs and desires do often diverge from what men busy themselves with.  They tend to be more concerned with appearance on the whole (I’m pretty sure that if someone told guys, “You have to hand your keys and wallet off to your girlfriend because there’s no pockets here, but your ass will look cute,” we’d laugh ourselves into a vomit-frenzy), and they often have some understandable insecurities about, you know, an entire media structure devoted to telling them that they’re only worthwhile for their tits and ass.

This does not make them unreachable.  You can understand a woman in the same sense you can understand any other human being – which is to say imperfectly, with eddies of startlement and surprise (“Really?  You like Hannah Montana, Phil?”), but good enough to be a solid friend.

But getting to that stage involves being the sort of person who is willing to fathom concerns that are not your own.  If you go, “Oh, she’s upset about me going out with the boys tonight, what a silly thing,” then guess what? You failed the fucking test.  If you go, “Hrm, she’s someone who generally seems to be reasonable, and as such there’s probably some underlying psychological concern of hers, like, I dunno, maybe the fact that I come home stinking drunk and demanding sex at three in the morning every time I go out” – then you’re probably Winning.

The point is that this kind of talk is a bullshit excuse guys tell themselves because it’s easier.  Hey, if you just say that women are ephemeral and/or crazy, you don’t have to bother with absorbing another world view, amiright?  And you can just continue working women like safes, enduring all of their dumb stupid wimmen-things because that’s the only way to get pussy.

Then you wonder why they’re a little irritable sometimes.

(via Ferrett’s Real Blog)

28 November 2011 ·

Easy way to get out of going to Hallowe’en parties

tzikeh:

I have been invited to three (three!) Hallowe’en parties, but I really don’t want to go out, so I’m dressing up as Weapons of Mass Destruction. When people at the parties look for me, I won’t be there.

WHAT KIND OF WINNING?

EPIC WINNING.

29 October 2011 ·

“Yes, let’s check that item off the agenda.”
Winning reaction so far to Performance Chapter 10, courtesy of maskedfangirl.

“Yes, let’s check that item off the agenda.”

Winning reaction so far to Performance Chapter 10, courtesy of maskedfangirl.

18 August 2011 ·

There are no words for how much I love this man.  SO MUCH LOVE.

There are no words for how much I love this man.  SO MUCH LOVE.

10 July 2011 ·

That awkward moment when you find out that Benedict’s character in “Tinker, Tailor” is gay and you realize that if he has a makeout scene with any of the eight dozen hot men in this movie you will LOSE YOUR SHIT COMPLETELY.

Just sayin.

Edited to add:  Don’t get too excited.  It’s all subtext.

9 July 2011 ·

YOU GUYS.

I just saw posted on LJ a Twin Peaks/X-Files crossover in which it’s ten years after Twin Peaks, and Audrey Horne is in the FBI, still looking for the vanished Agent Cooper.  Mulder and Scully are called there to investigate a series of murders that resemble the 1989 Palmer killings.

THIS IS WHY FANDOM IS THE GREATEST THING EVER.

Note: no idea if this fic is any good, but IT EXISTS.

9 July 2011 ·

For your amusement.

For your amusement.

25 June 2011 ·

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