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billiethepoet said: "Any plans to settle down? Have a family?"
Holmes: In what way are we not settled?
Watson: We’re pretty settled, actually.
Holmes: And do we not each have families?
Watson: She means our own family, Sherlock.
Holmes: In what way are our families not our own?
Watson: Sherlock! Stop being difficult! She means have children of our own.
Holmes: Our lifestyle is hardly conducive to the raising of children, John.
Watson: Is anyone’s?
Holmes: I would be a horrific father.
Watson: You would be a fantastic father.
Holmes: In case you hadn’t guessed, we’ve not had this conversation for ourselves.
Watson: We’ll have to get back to you on that.
[in which “Performance” Sherlock and John Answer Your Questions - click the tag to see the other questions and answers]